the city was a knockout
even if we did spend 2 hours at the concert, 11 hours sleeping in the best little b&b around and 2 hours while F ate LARD. did i mention F ate LARD for lunch? she ate LARD for lunch.
but before the LARD for lunch, i wake up to F moisturizing her face. with toothpaste. that's right folks...i'm beginning to think the DANDRUFF i noticed earlier at the concert, as my eyes were inexorably drawn to her flaking scalp, was actually just dried toothpaste from her `moisturizing' regime the day before. anybody else out there think this is an entirely plausible theory?
posted by sxg at 04:46
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yes i must agree as toothpaste is most often used in facial applications as an astringent to dry out pimples. hm...
damn
busted...
pod is odd.
Toothpaste...........or LARD?
toothpaste is also used to cure burns, was she sunburnt for laying in the sun with lard on her face?
errr.. are you the new gina & pina?
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